Things that make you go hmmmm
1. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
2. Why did kamikaze pilots bother wearing helmets?
3. Why are there always dead bugs in light fixtures?
4. Why are pizza boxes square?
5. Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 but buns come in packs of 8?
6. Why did they use the letter S in the world lisp when those that suffer from one cannot clearly pronounce the word?
7. Why do we press harder on a remote button when we know it's almost out of battery?
8. Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?
9. Why are the words "on" and "off" printed on a light switch?
10. Why do drive-up ATM's have braille?
11. Why are buildings that are finished called buildings? Why not builts?
12. What hair color do they put on bald people's drivers licenses?
13. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
14. If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
15. Why do we say taking a dump, when in fact, we are leaving one?
16. Before drawing boards were invented, what did we "go back to"?
17. How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
18. Why do we call something sent by truck a shipment, but something sent by ship cargo?
19. Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
20. Why are UFO's and Bigfoot always captured on the shittiest cameras with the shittiest qualities so nobody's questions are truly answered?
Okay, I'm done. I'm so bored. This was so random. But I'm sure you'll still have some fun reading it.
<3 Jess
P.S. Oh by the way, some people can suck it. Suck it long and hard because it's people like you that make me want to pull my hair out and stomp on small children. You are the scum of the earth. Eat shit.
